February 2012
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Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a “Blink If You Want Me” shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
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diana
i miss you
:((((((((
i like girls that dress sporty
idk why LOL
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You know, i can’t look at you in the face without getting a tad bit disappointed and angry.
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You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a bullet right through your fucking head as if you were anybody else.
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
INGERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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I’ll walk a thousand miles, i’ll serve a thousand kings, i’ll climb the highest mountain, i’ll fight the biggest thug, i’ll do whatever it takes so I can prove my love.
Same height = good kissing height
Anonymous asked: i will anal rape you with a rake
Anonymous asked: Confident enough to ooze a bit of sexiness despite your unfavourable height- made me seriously consider breaking my "only guys taller than me by 10cm+" rule.
“I know these words ain’t enough, that’s why I’m going to show you everyday that I can be the one, the one that makes you smile before you sleep, the one that gives you strength but at the same time makes you weak.”
Anonymous asked: damn whos this cute blonde hottie
Anonymous asked: Sexy bitch
lizblah asked: that you were in a gang, soz
Anonymous asked: cocky
idlelabor asked: hard cunt ( and not the good one)
yoyo give me ur first impression of me
http://machinegunbrandy.tumblr.com/ask
Remember when I was a writer? hahaha good times!!
Anonymous asked: but... you said? i hate you then
Anonymous asked: so you think we should be something special?
Anonymous asked: because we had something special and you DEMOLISHED it. we could've happened, we could've been something special.
Anonymous asked: i don't know, brandon, i still think i might hate you.
Anonymous asked: no i shall not get in line. i shall push over all them other bitches so ill be all urs lol
Anonymous asked: I love you
Anonymous asked: how do i know you're not lying? how can you change? i don't think it's going to work between us
Anonymous asked: i hate you
why doesnt anyone send me hate msgs anymore
ur all gay
come at me
http://machinegunbrandy.tumblr.com/ask
girls in boots = hot
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me.
tbh girls look better in vans or chucks lollll
twerking
jerking
whats next?
lurking cause you’re black and probably a rapist???????
yes, it’s true, i am judging the fuck out of you.
if i have no idea who you are and you poke me on fb, i will assume you’re dtf.
I remember me and my workmate were getting changed and like one of the customers walked in while my friend was full talking about how he’s at work and really sick… awkward as fuck.. then he’s like.. sick.. about my leg
LMFAO
Grow up motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only reason why I’m looking forward to moving out and living by myself is that I want to decorate my apartment, i’ll make it look so sexy.
I want to dress up fancy with someone and go somewhere fancy
You ain’t gangster, you’re just playing gangster.